We’ve all let Carmelo Anthony and his hoodies slide for far too long. It’s one thing to wear hoodies while you workout. It’s insane to wear a hoodie during the summer. And it’s unforgivable to wear a hoodie to the beach, but that’s exactly what Melo has done.
Chris Paul shared a picture with some friends at the beach, including Anthony in a Rockets hoodie. It might be time for the authorities to raid his closet and confiscate all of his hoodies.
— Chris Paul (@CP3) September 6, 2018
We’re still failing him if this picture goes unreported. Please contact the proper authorities and make them aware that Hoodie Melo is on the loose and is a danger to himself and others.