New England Patriots star Rob Gronkowski is having one hell of an off-season. The fun loving Patriots tight end, who may or may not retire this offseason, is really just a big kid. 

Check out Gronk being Gronk on a police motorcycle in Miami Beach this week. Not sure if that’s considered impersonating an officer or not. I’ve personally never seen a motorcycle cop with moves like Gronk. 

Impersonating a police officer is sometimes committed in order to assert police-like authority in order to commit a crime. Posing as a police officer enables the offender to legitimize the appearance of an illegal act, such as: burglary, making a traffic stop, or detaining.

So maybe Lindsey Vonn’s not so into Gronk, but if she saw Police Officer Gronkowski on a motorcycle, she may think twice about giving Gronk the old frisk routine. 

Gronk would make a great officer. No one would ever be able to escape on foot, and he would probably cut a break to the deserving. Gronk needs to enroll in Police Academy ASAP