“LaVar,” the final track on the Lavar Ball project, which dropped Thursday, opens with audio of the Ball family patriarch declaring himself a “genius” after the Los Angeles Lakers received the No. 2 pick in the 2017 draft lottery. 

 “I told him he was going to go to the Lakers! I’m gonna speak it into existence. Boston [is] going to take Markelle Fultz, he’s a good player. I think he fits best with Boston. You can’t bring him to L.A., he ain’t ready for this. Only one person ready for this, it’s that Ball boy. … I know I must be a genius to plan it this well. His number has always been No. 2 and guess where he’s going? No. 2. To the Lakers, baby! Here we come!”  

The song also addresses the hate Big Baller Brand has received and LaVar’s younger brother, LaMelo, driving a Lamborghini at 16 years old. The Balls are trying way too hard. Let your basketball play do the talking.