The NFL is fining Rams cornerback Marcus Peters $13k for his "hold my d*ck" touchdown celebration on Monday night football. The celebration came late in the fourth quarter after a pick six.
You can't celebrate with pelvic thrusts, there's no grabbing your crotch, how are you supposed to celebrate a big play in the NFL these days? High fives and spiking the football are played out.
A well executed low five is still very enjoyable, but if that's all there is then are you even celebrating anymore? It might be time to bring back the Merton Hanks.