Bengals receiver A.J. Green thought it would be a good idea to take him mother on a rollercoaster for Mother’s Day. We agree. It was an even better idea to pull out his phone and record it.
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) May 13, 2018
If you’re not making your mother do something she’s afraid of on Mother’s Day then what is the point? It’s the ultimate display of love and affection for the woman who gave you birth.
Gift baskets are boring, flowers just wilt and die. A rollercoaster ride provides the perfect amount of fear and anxiety that says I love you mom.