Blake Griffin and DeMarcus Cousins traded bizarre shots on Twitter about which one of them is softer.  Seemingly out of nowhere Blake called Boogie out and said he was “soft like Charmin.”

Boogie responded to the “attack” by firing back his own “soft like Charmin” tweet.

It’s not exactly the Twitter fight we had all hoped for.  It turns out both of them are soft, because these are clearly sponsored tweets.

Only the softest of players would take money for a soft Twitter “fight” about being soft.

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