Yea, sure she was.
Britney Spears is now the fastest person on the planet. Or so she made us all believe.
Britney posted her 100-meter dash time of 5.97 seconds on Instagram.
It would’ve meant that Spears demolished the world record time (9.58) held by that slow-footed sprinter known as Bolt by nearly four whole seconds.
Accompanied by the post, which has since been deleted, Spears imparted some wisdom to anyone hoping to get on her otherworldly level. “Ran my first 5!!!!,” she wrote. “Getting over your fear and pushing it in the beginning is key….once I did that I hit 5!!!!”
Now, she’s admitted that it was all a joke.
But then she deleted that.
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