From the looks of it, free agent Bryce Harper was given rollerblades, a hockey stick and a Mighty Ducks jersey for Christmas. So naturally, he spent the day trying to ruin his free agency.
Harper didn’t just rollerblade in front of his house and call it a day. He went rollerblading down the street while playing on his phone.
Doesn’t he know he’s a baseball player and baseball players are always getting injured doing things other than baseball?
If Harper fell down and injured himself rollerblading, it could ruin his shot at a $400 million deal. It would also be the most baseball guy injury of all-time.