Earlier in the week Chicago Cubs pitcher Yu Darvish left a spring training start with a blister on his ring finger.
On Friday he was asked if the blister had healed and he responded by saying it had, because he put pee on it.
“Yeah. I put the pee on it. That’s why.”
Why not joke about injuries if you’re Yu Darvish? You’re going to get paid a boatload of money either way.
Ask Cubs fans if they think Darvish’s little joke is funny. I would bet money that they won’t fund Darvish’s injuries quite as funny.
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