The Washington Wizards introduced their new center, Dwight Howard, on Monday.  The star turned journeyman dropped an all-time quote during his introductory press conference.

“I learned Magic for 8 years, traveled to La La Land, learned how to work with Rockets, how to fly with Hawks, got stung by the Hornets, and through all of that it’s taught me how to be a Wizard.”

Howard spent way too much time coming up with that quote, it left everyone in attendance thoroughly confused.  This will be his lone highlight as a member of the Wizards.  

The rest of his time in Washington will be spent pissing off his teammates and complaining about his role on the team.  You know Dwight doing Dwight things.