A Philadelphia woman, who was upset about the Eagles loss to the Saints on Sunday, was arrested and charged with assault, harassment, cruelty to animals and possession of drug paraphernalia.

The woman reportedly attacked her girlfriend and put her girlfriend’s dog in a microwave because of an argument following the loss.

Alcohol was a factor.

Via NY Daily News:

Kirsten Gaskins of Philadelphia was charged with simple assault, harassment, cruelty to animals and possession of drug paraphernalia. She was arraigned by District Judge Robert Hawke and released on $20,000 unsecured bail.

According to a criminal complaint:

Colonial Regional police were dispatched at 9:40 p.m. Sunday to the hotel at 300 Gateway Drive and spoke to a woman who said she had just got into an argument and fight with her girlfriend. Police could see blood on the woman’s left ear and a cut on her nose and left cheek.

The woman said she and Gaskins were staying at the hotel as a getaway, but Gaskins got drunk and began yelling at her about the Eagles’ playoff loss to the New Orleans Saints.

The woman said Gaskins began to push her, and she pushed her back so she could get away. The woman said Gaskins pushed her hard enough to knock her down, and when she was on the floor, Gaskins got on top of her and began hitting her in the face. The woman said she scratched Gaskins on the face and was able to get away.

This is why you can’t have nice things Philadelphia.  You win one Super Bowl, and when you lose in the playoffs the next season, you go straight to beating up your girlfriend and putting dogs in microwave.

Stay classy Philly.