It’s that time of year again.  The MLB Players’ Weekend is here and you know what that means, crazy nicknames on the back of the player’s jerseys.

The weekend every year designed to get kids interested in sitting out in the sun for 3 hours a day.  Here are some of the best nicknames, thanks to the MLB’s Cut4 Twitter account.

This isn’t your dad’s MLB anymore.  Although he’s going to be the loudest voice opposing bat flips.  Have fun trying to explain nicknames on the back of jerseys to him.