If you have to quit something, maybe buying a car is the only way to go?
The former Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback appeared on Barstool Sports podcast “Pardon My Take” and told the story of why he bought a Tesla.
Bortles says he bought the fancy electric car to help him quit dipping tobacco. Yep, that’s right.
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) May 27, 2019
So his plan was to stop visiting gas stations, which would ultimately lead him to quit dipping.
You can still get to the gas station in your electric car.
Tobacco addiction isn’t going to lose to a Tesla.
Obviously Blake isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Definitely a tool though for sure.
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