Via The Dallas Morning News:

“Picture you were a driver of a car and you had a wreck and your hand was almost severed off, but you didn’t understand your anatomy,” Jones said, “You look down, you’re spurting blood, you open the door, and run to the woods, and either die bleeding to death or shock. The educated man looks down, knows his anatomy, squeezes and knows his best chance is to wait for help. That’s because he’s been there a lot and done that. So I’m squeezing and waiting for help.”

“Pull it out of my …,” Jones said. “We’re having an anatomy lesson. The best one of all. I wish I were that quick.”

What in the hell is Jerry talking about? 

How about a run of the mill analogy. . . 

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