Former MLB star Lenny Dykstra told his side of his arrest for threatening an Uber driver and possession of drugs.  His version is that he was kidnapped.  Yes, seriously.

Via NY Daily News:

“The guy went nuclear on me,” said Dykstra. “He f—ing kidnapped me and almost killed me going 100 mph. He locked me in his f—ing car, and he wouldn’t let me out.”

Dykstra, despite a police news release detailing the crimes against him, insisted he was not arrested.

“No dude,” he told The News. “It’s another day in the life of Lenny Dykstra.”

Certainly sounds like a reasonable version of events.  Especially the part about not being arrested.  

Lenny sounds like he’s going through a few things.  Hopefully he gets some help.