Lenny Dykstra released an official statement on Gabe Kapler’s firing and the vacant Phillies managerial position.  The former MLB player known as Nails doesn’t just want to manage his former team, he wants to bring “no bra day” to Citizens Bank Park.

Nails’ official statement is a must watch video.  Between the blurry camera, the fact that he wrote the statement down and read it, to the new team motto, the video is an all-timer.

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