Golfer Patrick Reed made a camera crew leave before he would take a shot at the Porsche European Open.  The reason?  A cameraman was jingling change in his pocket.

You can’t do that, because golfers need to have complete silence.  Why complete silence?  Because they’re the softest people on the planet.  

Imagine it being completely silent when a hitter is at bat or so a quarterback can throw a pass.  

The cameraman should have grabbed the club out of Reed’s hand and bashed him over the head with it.  Being unconscious would have given him complete silence.