Reds outfielder Derek Dietrich decided to play Sunday’s game against the Giants with an eye black mustache.  He put the mustache on to match Cincinnati’s 1902 throwbacks.

Dietrich topped his douchey look off by unbuttoning the top two buttons on his jersey.

Dietrich then was part of a three pitch, three home run sequence by the Reds in the first inning off of Giants starter Jeff Samardzija.  He pimped his home run, because that’s what a guy who wears an eye black mustache does.

The Reds would of course lose the game, because that’s what a team does that allows a guy to play with an eye black mustache on.  Dietrich isn’t going to be happy until he has a ball lodged in his earhole.

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