Even when he nudges the tip of his size 22 within a frog’s hair of the foul line, the big fella’s heel sits a full 16 feet, 4 inches from the basket. That’s right. Shaq’s shoes are 16 inches long. In other words, each of his feet is nearly a foot and a half.  

Just imagine having to be the one who gets stuck massaging the big fella’s nasty feet. Lat night someone had that difficult task, and it was on air, which makes it even more disgusting. Some things are better left unseen. 

God bless that woman’s soul for touching those mutant feet. She should charge that man 5g’s a second for that massage. Yuck.