Big news for free agent Bryce Harper.  No, he didn’t sign an insanely large contract with a new team, not yet anyway.

The news has to do with the MLB star’s hair.  Harper shared a video on social media and announced that he got a perm.

This guy spend entirely too much time playing with his hair.  This perm is definitely a step too far and should cost him several million off of his new contract.

I don’t care how good Harper is at playing a lazy right field and hitting into the shift.  You don’t want this guy in your clubhouse literally creating a toxic environment with all of his hair products.