Talk about a freak show of epic proportions. Russian slapping champion Vasiliy ‘The Dumpling’ Kamotskiy proved he’s ready to take on anyone in his quest to be recognized as the ultimate slapper, taking on Kirill ‘Bazooka Arms’ Tereshin, the man with the enormously large biceps. 

The two were taking part in the ‘Faces of Stone’ tournament which saw  the champ face off against the Freak arms. 

Watch how it unfolded below: 

Despite suffering a literal smackdown, Tereshin wrote on Instagram asking his followers to vote on whether they would like to see him partake in a cage fight.

“What do you think of my battle with the Dumpling? Would you want me to have a real cage fight, without judges or gloves?” he wrote.

Those replying ‘yes’ must clearly want him to continue taking L’s. 

The guy’s arms are useless. 

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