New York Mets outfielder Yoenis Cespedes is off to a hot start.  He’s hitting .278 with 2 homeruns and 6 RBIs and has helped lead the Mets to a 4-1 record.

Cespedes’ secret to his success?  Silver glitter nail polish on each of his pinky fingers.  That’s right, forget about extra batting practice or time in the gym.  His success is 100% because of nail polish.

This is exactly why reporters need access to the locker room.  How else would we find out these kinds of very important details?